Thursday, September 29, 2005

Roseline (the best one yet)


I am Mrs. Rosaline Holstein I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old; 2 years ago I was diagnosed for cancer, immediately after the death of my husband Mr. Gregory Ray Holstein, who has left me everything he worked for while in America.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate an amount that will be disclosed to you later for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my representative is aware I have changed my will and he will arrange the transfer of the funds to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my representative who is in person of Mr. Mark Johnson with this specified email; and inform him that I have briefed you about the Will and he will inform you of the amount I am willing to you for the good work. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.


Mrs. Rosaline Holstein

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Mr. Albert Nwa.

From Mr. Albert Nwa.
25, Mandela Indepedent Close,
Johannesburg South Africa.

Good Day!

With warm heart I offer my friendship,and greetings, and I hope this mail
meets you in good time.However strange or surprising this contact might seem
to you, as we have not met personally or had any dealings in the past.My
name is Albert Nwa,an external auditor of prime banks here in South Africa.

I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our bank here in South
Africa who we recently got the information after several years of no contact
with this our customer that he was involved in one plane crash with his
whole families which happened on February 4th,2000 in PLANE CRASH [Alaska
Airlines Flight 261]with other whole passengers aboard.

(O right WHOLE passengers - not half passengers or bits of passengers - what a Mugu)

The deal in details:-a foreigner,late Morris Thompson was an oil merchant/
contractor and Gold Mining until his death five years ago in a ghastly plane
crash.Here is a web-page that tells more about his untimely death on
February 4th,2000.Visit the website below;

(that sure is weird the page isnt found on CNN - wonder why!)

Meanwhile,there was an account opened with our bank in 1999 by this late
INDUSTRIALIST MR. MORRIS THOMPSON who died without a written or oral 'WILL'
attached to the account.Since his death,I personally has watched with keen
interest to see if any of his extended relations can come for the claim of
the fund but,all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim this funds
and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it
except the deceased.

The total amount involved is $126,624,000.00 USD.[One Hundred and Twenty Six
Thousand Six Hundred And Twenty Four Thousand United States Dollar].

(O thanks for spelling it out - Unlike you Albert i went to University and studied - You just try and rip people off via email)

The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than seven years
without claim hence the money will be recalled to the government treasury as
unclaimed fund after this long period of dormancy.And we don't want this
fund to be recalled by the South African Government as unclaimed fund.

Meanwhile,In view of this through my personal search in Computer to find a
foreigner who is capable and trusted that I can transact a business with,
that is how I got your contact to see if you can assist by providing your
safe bank account for the transfer or find a reliable person who will be
capable of receiving such amount in his or her personal account for our
personal use instead allowing the Government to recall this fund as
unclaimed fund.We will start to transfer first $26,000,000.00 and on
successful transfer of the first $26 million and proper sharing we will then
be together and transfer the balance.

On this note, I decided to seek for a reliable foreigner who will actas the
foreign beneficiary of the fund from the deceased who can provide his/her
bank account where the fund will be transferred when it been approved for
payment for immediate investment on any valuable project.I am contacting you
because investments and interest is valuable in your Country. I have
secretly discussed this matter with the general manager of the bank who I
must involve in order to have a smooth and a successful transfer of the fund
to any foreign bank account which, you are going to nominate. At the
conclussion of the transfer 60% of the fund will be for me, I will give you
35% of the total transfer sum, while the remaining 5% will be set aside to
settle expenses both parties might incure during the transfer process.

Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you a detailed information
about the transaction.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
business is 100% risk and trouble free and the success of this transaction
is guarantee so you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund
transfer can be finalized within 7 to 9 banking days when I hear from you
and the business commences.

When you receive this letter. Kindly reach me immediately with this my
private e-mail {}

This email link actuall goes to - which is based in the UK and provides email services throughout europe - Strange i thought Albert was in need of a foreigner - why didnt he target someone in Nigeria maybe?

I wait for your urgent response as soon as possible.

Have a nice day and God bless. (no no no God Bless you Albert)

Respectfully yours,

Mr. Albert Nwa.